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Dr. Leonard H. McCoy
By Dr. Scifi | November 5, 2008
Dr. Leonard H. McCoy is chief medical officer on the starship U.S.S. Enterprise under the command of Captain James T. Kirk.
I’m a doctor! and the McCoyism collection.
Episode - The Devil In The Dark
“I’m a doctor, not a …. bricklayer!”
Comments:
- He has great skill as a surgeon but I find him most illogical and insulting.
- I was pregnant and he slapped me in the face before examining me.
- While on shore leave he pretended not to peek while I changed in the bushes.
Lyrics of tribute song by S.P.O.C.K.
Senior ship’s surgeon since ‘66
Multitalented, knows all the tricks
Been almost everywhere in the galaxy
Traveled time and changed history
Has a running feud with a green-blooded man
Takes every opportunity to argue if he can
He’s one of a kind, says what’s on his mind
You might think he’s complaining when you here him sayingHe’s a doctor - not an escalator
He’s a doctor - not a bricklayer
He’s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
He’s a doctor - not an engineer
He’s a doctor - and not a magician
He’s a doctor - not a psychiatrist
And you know that I’m talking about Dr McCoyDoesn’t like transporters at all
Prefers a shuttle if possible
Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia
Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna
Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor
Managed to escape with a fellow officer
Doesn’t make house calls, had a katra in his head
Cures a rainy day and wakes up the deadHe’s a doctor - not an escalator…
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